Our 20 something delivery guy was “mesmerized” by the pants I was wearing. He said he liked “the pattern” and added ” is that paisley?” Close enough I thought while the shop girl said she was surprised he knew this. The delivery guy said ” I know lots of patterns for instance herringbone and houndstooth“.
The shop girl said ” I bet you don’t know damask“. He said “I know that it would be something a housewife would like because…
(wait for it )
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